Sober Simulator Lab Hoodie - Zero Trace Mints inspired by "Billionaire on Empty"
Inspired by Tiger Woods Driving antics once every ten years, This Champion hoodie is a quietly confident wardrobe staple that wears like a familiar companion. Its medium-heavy knit wraps you in steady warmth while the kangaroo pocket keeps cold hands and small essentials within reach. The understated black canvas and small chest patch let a minimalist logo speak softly — unobtrusive but unmistakable — while the signature “C” on the sleeve nods to heritage. Built with durable cotton/poly fibers and a two-ply adjustable hood, it moves from early morning runs to late-night studio sessions with ease. Recycled fibers woven into the fabric add a thoughtful, long-lasting touch that aligns with mindful wardrobes. It feels lived-in from day one, steady and comfortable when you need to focus or slow down.
Product features
- Adjustable two-ply hood with metal-grommet drawstrings
- Spacious kangaroo pocket for hands and small items
- 50/50 cotton-poly fabric for durability and printability
- Medium-heavy 9 oz/yd² fabric for warmth and structure
- Made with up to 5% recycled plastic bottles; iconic Champion "C" on sleeve
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking
Hood with drawstrings
Adjustable 2-ply hood with self colored woven cord and metal grommets
Spacious pocket
Spacious Kangaroo pouch pocket on the lower front section of the hoodie
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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